Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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