I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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