Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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