Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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