never play flip cup with pint glasses
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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