Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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