Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I had to cum in my sink.
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