i think i have herpe
just one?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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