I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i came on her dog
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Life without a bra equals bliss.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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