You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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