im holly from the hills drunk
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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