She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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