my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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