TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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