just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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