I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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