I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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