We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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