your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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