I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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