Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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