i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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