I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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