he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
