Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he wants to bone in the snuggie
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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