did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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