Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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