Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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