it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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