Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
