It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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