he thought i was a dude.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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