have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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