So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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