I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize