my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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