3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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