So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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