Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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