i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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