That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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