In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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