Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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