ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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