So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
