what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
