Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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