reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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