Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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