He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
