My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just high enough for therapy.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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