didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
